Water Margin Meets the Journey to the West: I, the Holy Monk Ximen Daguanren!

Reborn in Tang Monk’s body, only to have the System make me more children, more blessings?

Journey to the West? Don’t make me laugh. I’m Ximen Qing, a monk who knows nothing of Buddhist teachings and everything about the law of the land!

While everyone else was struggling through the eighty-one tribulations, I had already awakened the [More Children, More Blessings: Great Worldly Desires System]. The pilgrimage was a sham; overturning fate was the real goal!

I beat Sun Wukong into submission, and he became my most loyal number-one enforcer!

I forcibly transformed the White Dragon Horse, and the stunning dragon maiden became my exclusive mount, humiliated and furious!

Bajie became my chief wingman, while Sha Seng was my sharpest shadow blade!

The gods and Buddhas of heaven were all pawns, and every demon in the land was a resource.

In the name of compassion, I conquered. With crooked logic as my doctrine, I built a worldly Buddha-land.

When the brocade kasaya could no longer conceal my boundless desire, and the purple-gold alms bowl overflowed with worldly treasures...

Only then did the gods and Buddhas of the Three Realms realize in terror that the holy monk traveling west had long since become the worldly Demon Lord they feared most!