Honestly! Our Sir Really Isn't a Bad Person!

“Hey, young lad!”

“Which one did you drop: Mr. Gold, Mr. Silver, or Mr. Bad?”

“Mr. Bad? No! Our Mister isn't bad!”

“Oh! So it's Mr. Gold, then.”

“No!!!”

“Then it must be the silver one. Here you go, young lad.”

“No, no! It's the good Mister. I want the bad good Mister!”

Who let that guy come over here!!!

Warning! Warning! If anyone says my Mister isn't bad, run!

Heads-up: The protagonist isn't a perfectly good person.