Madam, Don't Force Me to Take Concubines Again

This is a funny and bizarre ancient story. In order to avoid being forced by his wife Zhang Waner to take a concubine, Sima Ming (alias Jiwen) volunteered to go to Qingjian City to resist the Yan army, but unexpectedly triggered a series of absurd farces. He teamed up with his wife and brother Zhang Qishan to use the outrageous strategy of "stealing brides on the battlefield" to disrupt the Yan army's position, promote civil strife in the Yan army, and successfully rescue the siege. After returning to the court, although he was granted the title of Minister of Household Affairs and Marquis of Yongtai, Wan'er still couldn't escape Wan'er's obsession with taking concubines. Even Zhao Jin, the princess of Jiangdong, and Li Han, the top prostitute in the brothel, were also involved. Later, Sima Ming was ordered to negotiate mutual trade with the Ula Kingdom, but encountered Tuoba Lie's plan to lure the tiger away from the mountain. Que'er City was besieged, and there was also a traitor Li Han hidden in the camp (actually a killer sent by Chang Lan, who later defected due to emotion). At the critical moment, Zhao Jin rushed to help, and everyone relied on wisdom and coincidence to defeat the enemy. The whole process revolves around Sima Ming's avoidance of concubines and the important responsibilities of his family and country. It is full of funny oolongs and life-and-death games, and ultimately protects the stability of the border amidst absurdity and thrills.