Genshin Impact: My Snarky Diary Has Been Exposed!

[Genshin Impact] [Everyone becomes yandere]

Good news: I transmigrated to Teyvat.

Bad news: I'm the lowest-ranking slacker soldier in the Knights of Favonius.

Good news: I awakened the [God-Tier Snarky Diary System]. As long as I roast people every day, I get stronger.

Bad news: My diary is being livestreamed to all the goddesses of Teyvat!

I thought only heaven, earth, and I knew about the diary, so I let loose completely.

[About the Raiden Shogun: she's just a shut-in. What eternity? I'd say she's all about sitting around doing nothing!]

[Yae Miko flirts with me every day. She must have been single for too long and hit menopause.]

[Acting Grand Master Jean works way too hard. I really want to see what she'd look like after stress-eating herself into obesity...]

At first, they were both embarrassed and furious, and wanted to hang me from the Anemo Archon statue.

Then one day, they saw the sincere feelings hidden beneath my snark.

[Sigh, if I want to save Venti from the “Fair Lady,” I guess I'll have to take that blow myself.]

[To keep Ei from suffering further erosion, I have to sneak into the Plane of Euthymia and drag her out to get some sun.]

In that moment, all of Teyvat was shaken to the core.

The way they looked at me changed completely.

Raiden Shogun: “You will not bear my erosion for me. Come into my arms. I will build eternity for you.”

Yae Miko: “Little one, want to save a god? Then... become mine alone. I'll make sure to ‘take good care’ of you.”

Don't come any closer! I just wanted to roast people for rewards. Why does everyone want to lock me up?!