Woof! The Master Scumbag Detective Is Online

[Maximum satisfaction from start to finish, scumbag gets his comeuppance, sisters unite!]

The day I turned into a dog, I learned that lying really can turn you into one.

Forced to become his “favorite” pet, I discovered that his phone was full of messages to eight different “babies.” 💔

During the day, he cuddled me on livestreams to build his “devoted lover” image.

At night, I sat in my doghouse and watched him mass-message, “Hey, baby, what are you up to?”

Then he set his sights on my best friend and pushed that deck of cards in front of her.

I smiled and quietly bit down on the deadliest card in the pile.

Scumbag, are you ready for tonight’s confession game?