You heard right: You can cultivate immortality through online loans, and this kind of cultivation is unlike any other!!!
Lu Renjia, a financial whiz, transmigrates to the cultivation world and becomes a poor good-for-nothing with no spiritual roots.
Seeing his fellow villagers forced to sell their children because of “cultivation loans,” he flies into a rage. “You think you can use loan-sharking tactics on me? I used to work in risk control!”
And so the whole scene changes:
While others go into seclusion to break through their bottlenecks, he leads the whole village in studying The Core Techniques of Loan Cycling.
While others fight for treasures in secret realms, he shorts “spiritual herb futures” and makes the big players lose their minds.
While others beg the sects for scraps, he turns around and files a “class-action lawsuit,” leaving the Immortal Alliance in a panic.
When the debt-collecting immortal masters come knocking, Lu Renjia calmly pulls out a stack of Heavenly Dao contracts.
“Debt? Sure. But under Clause Seven of the supplementary agreement, the usage rights to your spiritual vein mines now belong to our village.”
