On the Run from Famine, My Whole Family Is Maxed Out

The moment I open my eyes, my whole family has transmigrated into ancient times, souls and all, while on a modern family vacation. We’ve become famine refugees in a godforsaken place, on the verge of starving to death, with an empty house and an empty rice jar.

Other refugees: Eating dirt and tree bark, fighting over half a steamed bun.

Us: Taking extreme advantage of the wilderness, making do with what we find. Our roast boar smells delicious for miles!

Other refugees: Gaunt and ragged, with barely enough clothes to cover themselves.

Us:

My dad, a veteran state-owned enterprise employee, has maxed-out wilderness survival skills and can set any trap with ease.

My mom, a household management expert, can turn even a handful of wild greens into a full banquet.

My older brother, a history major and web-novel guru, knows every plot twist and is practically a walking prophet.

And me? I have an unlimited-preservation storage space and a mean Wing Chun, perfect for dealing with anyone who gets out of line!

From then on, the mountain beasts are doomed, the birds in the sky are in trouble, and all the resources in this chaotic age become my family’s “free haul”!

Village bullies try to steal our grain? I beat them until even their mothers wouldn’t recognize them!

Ragtag soldiers turn violent? Sorry, I’ll gladly take your gear!

The great clans run their mouths? I whip out a tiger-crouching cannon!

I thought we were just helping the family survive in a chaotic age, but before I knew it, we had built a utopia everyone dreamed of living in.

I thought we were just farming and building infrastructure, but before long, the biggest granary, the strongest arms factory, and the most prosperous city in the land were all family businesses.

When the enemy forces surround the city, my dad calmly calculates the artillery’s coverage, my mom plans logistics in the rear, and my brother gives a pre-battle speech from the ramparts…

Su Qiao spreads her hands helplessly:

“I never wanted to be queen, but I can’t help being this capable!”

“What can I say? We modern people are just good at getting things done!”