Livestreaming the Execution of the Celestial Dragons on a Sky Island

I transmigrated as Enel of Skypiea. I had no interest in chasing after the “Endless Vearth.” I just wanted to make a little trouble with the red lightning and electromagnetic-wave abilities I’d developed. Kidnapping a Celestial Dragon? Easy! I piloted my modified Ark Maxim and started a livestream ten thousand meters above Mariejois, publicly executing a Celestial Dragon! The barrage on the modified visual Den Den Mushi exploded: “This snot-nosed Celestial Dragon is killing me!” “Can we crowdfund the execution method?” “Sengoku: What?! Everyone, hit that report button!” “Kizaru: What a kawaii execution!” “Sakazuki: Kizaru???” At the top of the tip rankings, “Number One Donquixote Doflamingo” held on to first place, while “Four Emperors Kaido sent 100 rockets.” The Pirate Empress sent 100 “Shine for You” gifts... Right in front of the dumbfounded Saint Charlos, I gave him a “blowout” with lightning, danced the social shuffle in front of him, tormented him with a song, and laid out all his crimes. People around the world were shocked at first, then scornful, before bursting into uncontrollable laughter. After the execution, I sipped some Skypiea specialty milk tea and casually revealed my coordinates: “I’m ten thousand meters above Mariejois. I’ll be waiting for the Navy to come up and have tea.” And what happened? Actor Kizaru came up and put on a special-effects blockbuster with me. The barrage cheered: “The Grand Line Navy’s Best Actor!” I sent a drone to deliver Skypiea specialty milk tea, Four Seasons Spring, no sugar, to Sakazuki, with a note: “Even on the day a volcano erupts, you need a little refreshment. Sponsored by the Blue Sky Pearl Milk Tea Shop.” Newspaper headlines blared: “Four Emperors and Fleet Admiral Caught Watching the Same Livestream!” “Skypiea Livestream Dramatically Lowers Crime Rates Worldwide!” “God Enel, Messenger of Peace!”