I Work as a Caretaker for Evil Gods in a Psychiatric Hospital

Lu Ming transmigrated to a world gripped by a resurgence of horror. Burdened with massive debts, he was forced to work as a caregiver at Qingshan Mental Hospital, known as a “humanity-free zone.”

But he had no idea that he’d awakened the ability “Absolute Perception: Conceptual Override”! In his eyes, the indescribable Cthulhu was just an old man with a fever, the world-ending Demon Wolf was just a husky, and Thor was merely an electrician doing unauthorized construction!

The Old Ones want to eat people? Lu Ming: “Sir, you’ve got a fever!” He pours a whole kettle of boiling water, heated to 100 degrees, down its throat, making the evil god howl in pain!

An S-rank werewolf wants to tear him apart? Lu Ming: “Cutting in line for food? Have you no manners?” He smacks it with a stainless steel tray, embedding the werewolf’s head in the wall!

Thor brings down divine punishment? Lu Ming: “Littering from a great height?” He pulls on a pair of rubber gloves that cost two and a half yuan, catches Thor’s hammer barehanded, and makes him pedal a bike to generate electricity!

The sun god Apollo wants to destroy the world? Lu Ming: “High beams in the middle of the night?” He wraps him in a burial shroud and forcibly gives him a shot of veterinary tranquilizer!