Social Butterfly System: From the Start, I Called My Homeroom Teacher Mother-in-Law

On the first day of high school, a boy noticed that his new homeroom teacher was especially beautiful. He quickly told the girl sitting next to him, “That teacher is so gorgeous. She’d make a perfect wife.”

Instead of answering, his classmate shot him a scornful look. Mortified, he hurried to change the subject. “So, how old do you think her kid is?”

“Sixteen,” she answered instantly.

“How do you know?” he asked.

“Because she’s my mom.”

Years later, whenever the man brought up the story with his wife, his mother-in-law would laugh for ages.