The Cautious Cultivator’s Modifier: The Yandere Empress Has Protected Me for a Thousand Years

Jiang Wuya, a programmer from Earth, transmigrates to the cultivation world, where his talent is stolen and he becomes a sickly, abandoned son.

In this world, longevity is everything. It has nine heavenly realms, and breaking through each one adds a thousand years to your lifespan.

He awakens the “Programming System,” which can parse cultivation techniques into code and rewrite the laws of heaven and earth.

But his golden finger only activates when he says the opposite of what he means. The more he goes against his own feelings, the more heaven-defying the result.

Zili, the alluring and wickedly charming proprietress of the Drunken Immortal Tower, is actually a lovesick female emperor with unrivaled power.

She claims to despise him, yet always takes lightning tribulations for him and protects him with mad devotion.

He plays the pig to eat the tiger, keeps an incredibly low profile, farms and makes pills, and plots a thousand years ahead.

Ascension is a scam? It doesn’t matter. He has already treated the Heavenly Dao like a bug to be fixed.

In the end, he shatters the void and returns with her to Earth’s neon lights. In this life, he’ll be an ordinary person again.