After waking up as Princess Gaoyang’s fiancé, I immediately embrace the life of a dissolute nobleman.
After a year of effort, I finally secure an imperial decree breaking off the engagement. I’m so thrilled I could weep with joy.
But she tears off my disguise in front of everyone and sneers:
“Trying to run? Pretending to be crazy and playing dumb won’t work on me.”
She gives me three choices:
Marry her openly and become her prince consort,
or be dragged back by her and kept as her male lover.
I try to divert her attention by recommending her “original match,” Fang Yiai.
So she gives me a third option:
“I’ll castrate you and make you a eunuch.”
I thought that if I married her, I’d have to watch out for monks.
Only later did I realize the real danger was her damn possessiveness, which she can’t keep under control.
Taking suggestions online for a way to escape from the hands of a Tang princess. A handsome reward awaits!
