"Old Bitch Talks about White Snake: A Thousand Years of Love Caused by a Bowl of Rice Balls"
("Crack!" The gavel sounded) Dear readers, please listen to me take a look at this legend of the White Snake that subverts our understanding!
The journey of the thousand-year-old snake demon Bai Suzhen to repay his kindness actually started with a bowl of "elixir glutinous rice balls" thrown away by Lu Dongbin? The male snake Xiaoqing turned into a beautiful maid for the sake of a bet, the vengeful old turtle was reincarnated into Fahai with a stick to beat the mandarin ducks, and our storyteller, Laoji, was not only the gossip spirit who watched the whole process, but also the "strategist behind the scenes" of Bai Xu's love!
The rain on the Broken Bridge in the West Lake was caused by Xiaoqing's blind interference, the prosperity of Baohe Hall was caused by the help of old men, the feat of flooding the Jinshan Mountain was hidden with complaints, and the reunion of Leifeng Pagoda was wrapped in laughter. It's all serious nonsense, and the gods and monsters are all nonsense. Let's see how the old bitch uses cute words to turn this eternal love story into an interesting talk that is higher than the ocean of Dharma hidden in a crab shell!
