Urban sharing × extreme ambiguity × sand sculpture reversal × live broadcast fun💥
I, Cheng Xuan, am an unlucky guy who is unemployed and lovelorn. On the first day I moved into a shared apartment, I was so disturbed by the "late night welfare" of the female anchor next door that I had a nervous breakdown!
Across the wall, I heard her voice every day: "Brother, why don't you brush the Rockets~"
Unable to bear it, I smashed the door in protest, but when I opened the door, I saw an incompetent man with a nightgown as thin as cicada wings and red eyes!
She raised her fingers and said angrily to Youlan: "Do you think it's too noisy? Then you can teach me how to broadcast it~"
I grabbed her phone with my backhand and started the most insane live broadcast on the Internet:
"Old fellows! My sister's acting skills and figure, it would be a waste of resources to leave them here!"
"Brother on the list, why are you hesitating? If you don't have the heart of the universe, how can you keep your family to give birth to babies?!"
"Fuck! Fuck me to death! If you don't make my sister the favorite tonight, everyone here is responsible!"
Overnight, the live broadcast room exploded, and the revenue exploded. She stared at the numbers and fell silent.
The next day, she blocked my door, trying to hold on to the shoulder straps of her nightgown, her eyes so bright that it was scary:
"Partnership? I'm responsible for being beautiful, and you're responsible for being crazy online."
"You cheat on gifts, I share the share, and we work together to make a big deal?"
Me: "???"
Why is this cold and scumbag so clingy that she still loves Little Pearl? !
Is it still too late to run away now?
Watch how two poor guys use their "acting skills" to deceive each other and trick each other into their hearts!
