[Hilarious + subverts expectations + strong heroine + sweet romance and revenge on scumbags + one-on-one, both devoted only to each other]
After transmigrating into the role of a lovesick cannon-fodder character, Li Lan'an tears up the script.
Isn't making money better than throwing herself at a scumbag?
She opens a cultural salon and starts a custom business, making it a roaring success, all while getting the Eldest Princess on her side.
Li Lan'an beams. “Now this is the life a happy slacker should have!”
The princess is so beautiful she could be mistaken for either a man or a woman, and she's always looking out for her. When Li Lan'an opens a shop, the princess backs her up. When she tears into someone, the princess hands her a knife.
Li Lan'an: “A dream come true for anyone who loves beautiful people! I want to follow you for the rest of my life!”
Until one day, the princess pins her to the bed. “If you're going to marry, why not become my consort?”
Li Lan'an: “???”
Wait, Princess, how are you a man?!
