I worked as an assistant to Mr. Guzao Wenba for five years. After I woke up, I just wanted to eat and watch movies.
The heroine cried, my heartfelt voice: [Tsk, the tear PUA trick is useless against Lu Stingy!
Boss Ba said coldly: "Give her 10 million and let her cry enough."
Me:? ? ?
He detained me late at night to work overtime, and I thought to myself: [Evil capitalist! Curse your instant noodles for not having any seasoning packets!
The next day, he brought over Michelin takeout: "Eat, shut your mouth."
When I complained for the nth time that his abs were like a washboard and easy to touch, he finally couldn't bear it any longer and pushed me against the wall in front of the Million Night View:
"Assistant, my abs," he said in a hoarse voice, "allow you to personally inspect and accept them."