Introduction:
When I first joined the supernatural chat group, the group leader used the [Hundred Ghost Heart-Eating Curse] as a welcome gift at the beginning, and I almost died suddenly!
At the critical moment, I looked at the phone that was about to shut down and awakened my incredible brain circuit!
You call this a curse? This is obviously a power bank!
[You studied the Hundred Ghosts Heart-Eating Curse, combined with the charging principle, and suddenly realized the "Law of Conservation of Negative Energy"!
[You used the Qingxin Mantra, combined with the body's heat dissipation, and suddenly realized the "Academic Master's Edition Physical Cooling Patch"!
[You observed the Rebirth Mantra and combined it with the takeout APP, you suddenly realized the "high-dimensional energy directional feeding technology"!
[You have experienced the soul chasing and descending of the mother and son, combined with electrotherapy and song list, and suddenly realized the "cross-dimensional sensory sharing SPA"!
[You put the skull of the Ghost King on a plate, combined with physical friction to generate heat, and suddenly realized the "Plate-coated-Pulp-type Physical Transcendence Method"!
The big guys in the group were all frightened. They cried and begged me to stop "making trouble". Their thousands of years of worldview were about to be destroyed by me!
The descending king: Senior! Please stop calling! If you call me again, my colleague will become a vegetable! Get this limited edition Gundam!
Poison Fairy: Senior! Your scientific method of raising voodoo is awesome! Use this bottle of "Itch deep into the bone marrow" for self-defense!
Taoist priest: Senior! You are the most simple way! Please, please don't use my talisman to clear the toilet!
When the supernatural revives and the evil god descends, the world falls into despair.
Holding a plastic fried chicken model in my left hand and a Tesla coil in my right hand, I stood on top of the world, with all kinds of ghosts and gods crying for my father and mother behind me.
"Sorry, I'm just a middleman."
