The Whole Internet Begged Me to Stop Singing, the National Destiny Can't Stand It

Brain Storage I, Wen Jiuge, am a knowledgeable funny woman who traveled from the earth, and my lifelong pursuit is to lie down and die. Unexpectedly, a calamity fell from the sky and I was arrested to participate in the National Games. Principal: "Jiu Ge, the rise and fall of a country depends on this!" Me: "Don't draw a cake, how much will it cost?" Opponent: "Your childish music is a disgrace to art!" Me: "Ah, yes, yes, but it can score 100 points. Are you angry?" Stepsister: "What are you doing, you loser?" Me: "Just because I'm cuter than you, I'll piss you off to death, Luo Luo Luo~" Black fans all over the Internet: "Wen Jiuge, get out of the entertainment industry!" With my backhand, I transformed into a "Balala Little Demon Fairy" and sang it to the point where the fans embroidered red flags all night long. Save the country? What about saving the country? Don't delay my cooking! I'm just an ordinary fun-loving person! Until the shady stepbrother held me in his arms and coaxed me in a low voice: "If you win one more game, all the assets under my name will be written in your name." Me (sitting up in shock while dying): "Come on! Mi Bao! Bring me my combat uniform!"