On my wedding night, I, the biggest good-for-nothing in the Prince of Zhenbei’s household, married a princess cast aside by the imperial family. The whole household laughed at us, saying a useless man and a ruined woman made a perfect match. But when the God-Tier Investment System activated, I discovered that my cold, beautiful wife was actually the peerless Empress who would slaughter her way through the heavens and unite the myriad worlds five hundred years from now, reborn!
[Ding! Invested one broken jade pendant in the Empress. Hundredfold critical return: Primordial Azure Dragon Physique!]
From then on, I embarked on a wild investment spree!
I invested half a divine herb in the Empress and triggered a thousandfold critical return, only to receive a prophecy of the household’s annihilation!
[Warning: Seven days from now, the household’s greatest prodigy, your elder brother, will fall completely to demonic corruption and slaughter everyone in the Prince’s household. You and the Empress will be smashed to pulp with a single blow!]
What the hell? It’s hell difficulty from the start? My whole family will be wiped out in seven days?
Run? The whole world is a living hell!
No need to panic! Others grow stronger through cultivation. I grow stronger through investments!
I turned around and invested in a condemned prisoner from the Alchemy Pavilion, earning a ten-thousandfold return: the Alchemy King’s lifetime of knowledge and a Heavenly Flame!
Making counterfeit pills, setting up my elder brother, robbing the treasury… I’ll do whatever it takes to stay alive!
While everyone waited to laugh at me, I had already been quietly making my moves, ready to overturn the entire board!
Seven days later, the demon descended and the Prince’s household was on the brink of ruin!
With the future Empress in one hand and a fearsome Heavenly Flame in the other, I faced the gods and demons filling the sky and issued my ultimate investment offer:
“Get down on your knees and acknowledge me as your master now, and I’ll grant you an immortal divine rank in the future. How does that sound?”
