Is the Whole Internet Ridiculing You as a Loser? the Waistcoat Fell Off and the Wife Cried Stupidly

[Retired Soldier King + Variety Show + Hilarious + Refreshing Articles] Three years ago, Lu Qing, the "King Shura" who once single-handedly shocked the world's underground forces, chose to retire. He just wanted to be a home cook who wore big pants, flip-flops, and went to the supermarket on time every day to grab half-price eggs. Su Ruo, the national movie queen's wife, hates the fact that iron cannot be transformed into steel. In order to force him to make progress, she forcibly takes him to participate in a live variety show called "Saving the Good-for-Nothing Husband". Before the broadcast, the entire network ridiculed: "Su Ruo is blind and married to a loser!" After the broadcast, the style of the painting changed drastically, and the entire network broke their knees! Other husbands fry the kitchen. Lu Qing used a rusty kitchen knife to carve the radish into a "flying dragon in the sky". The visible dragon scales made the Michelin judges cry. Lu Qing: "Oh, I used to practice it to coax my dog to eat carrots. Dogs are picky eaters." Another husband cried because of the bugs. Lu Qing built a three-story bamboo villa with his bare hands, and the tiger behaved like an orange cat. Lu Qing: "This is really a cat, but it's a bit big. And I used to work part-time as a shit shoveler in a circus." The program team mistakenly entered a war zone and encountered heavily armed mercenaries. Lu Qing picked up a rolling pin and knocked down five gun-wielding thugs in three seconds. Lu Qing: "Don't be afraid, it's the same as whack-a-mole in an amusement park. Practice makes perfect." Until one day, the number one warlord in the Middle East saw Lu Qing and knelt down with a bang in front of a global live broadcast. Su Ruo finally collapsed and blocked the door with a washboard: "Lu Qing! Please tell the truth! What did you do before?!" Lu Qing looked innocent: "Honey, believe me! I'm really just an ordinary person who delivers food, cleans toilets, repairs water pipes, and occasionally works part-time to maintain world peace!"