Writing this blurb was so satisfying that I’ve already made myself happy. Come read it!
The heroine takes center stage, with relatively little romance, but it’s guaranteed to be sweet.
[Insanely unhinged heroine + hilarious comedy + everyone’s favorite + second male lead takes the lead + secret love comes true]
After a car accident, Rong Qi wakes up inside an angst-filled novel as the heroine, who loves the male lead but can’t have him. She’s highborn, yet people bully her and no one loves her. The original heroine might put up with that, but Rong Qi won’t.
So the moment she opens her eyes and hears the original male lead and his friends mocking her, she gives each of them a slap.
“How come he got hit and you didn’t?”
“Bark at me one more time and see what happens! Who am I? Who are you?”
“I’m a princess and you’re my subject. Get down on your knees.”
From then on, the gentle and virtuous princess of the capital becomes an enforcer who uses violence. Anyone who displeases her gets beaten up. If she can’t beat them, she takes control of the System, storms into the Hall of Mental Cultivation, and demands that the emperor exterminate their entire clan.
The capital’s aristocratic families immediately tuck in their tails and beg her to spare them.
*
The System cheerfully picks its Host, never expecting that on the very first day, the Host would abandon the plot and go on a rampage.
It hasn’t had this much fun in ages, so System and Host set out to take over the original novel together.
[Host, what do you think of this pill? Could it poison him to death?]
[Host, that was way too gentle.]
[What a pair of vile lovers.]
Rong Qi snorts. “System, people shouldn’t turn their frustrations inward. They should take them out on everyone else.”
*
Pei Ce returns from battle and runs into the girl he’s been secretly in love with, beating someone up. Before he can leave, Rong Qi mistakes him for a guard.
“Hey, buddy, come help me back to the palace?”
Pei Ce freezes, but his feet have already carried him over to her.
Rong Qi pats him on the shoulder. “Thanks, buddy.”
