Signing In at the Morgue Made Me a Living Shrine

[Urban Supernatural Powers] [Misinterpretation] [Invincible] [Cthulhu Mythos] [Wild Imagination] [Comedy]

To cover my younger sister's astronomical medical bills, I take a job at the morgue of a haunted house. Fifty thousand an hour, paid daily!

On my first night, a ding rings in my head!

[Afterlife Ferryman System activated! Welcome, new temporary worker!]

[Today's task: Physically cool the “charred corpse” in freezer No. 3 to prevent heat from spilling out.]

Me: “What kind of lousy freezer heats itself up? What a waste of electricity!”

I grab a bucket and dump a bucket of cold water right over it!

[Ding! Task complete! Passive ability awarded: Eternal Frozen Hell (immune to all fire damage)!]

[Today's task: Wipe the “stubborn mold” off autopsy table No. 7.]

Me: “This place is so filthy! It's grown fur!”

I pick up a mop and jab the “mold” over and over!

[Ding! Task complete! Divine artifact awarded: Undying Shroud (impervious to water and fire, untouched by all magic)!]

I think it's a hallucination brought on by staying up too late, but my health keeps improving day by day!

I get paid, and my sister's illness miraculously improves!

I get it now! This isn't a job, it's an incredible perk!

As long as the money's good, I'll even beat the King of Hell into the ground! I can do this job until the end of time!