The war between immortals and demons has gone completely wild! Zhi He, a low-ranking little immortal, is so terrified she runs for her life with her head in her hands, clutching her family's ancestral artifact as she sneaks down to the lower realm in the dead of night. Her goal: hide in a ward, lie flat, and enjoy her retirement. Let whoever wants to fight go fight!
But in the wild woods, she trips over nothing and accidentally kicks awake a breathtakingly handsome injured man. His silver robe is stained with blood, his looks are out of this world, and his immortal aura is so strong you could practically pickle food in it! Zhi He reacts quickly, hoists him onto her back, and makes her escape, thinking that taking in a “big shot” as a bodyguard will keep her retirement plans safe~
Who could have guessed! This banished immortal turns out to be completely helpless at daily life and the clingiest person alive. He burns through pots cooking spirit food, chokes and sneezes whenever he takes his medicine, and pesters Zhi He every day for cuddles and snacks! Then, one day, a demon breaks through the boundary. His unintentional burst of War God might shatters the mountains, and Zhi He is left gaping: isn't this Lord Xuan Chen, who commands the Three Realms?!
She tried to avoid the war and ended up as the War God's “caretaker.” She tried to lie flat and ended up saving the Three Realms. A hilarious life together and battling monsters side by side in a chaotic age: avoiding the war has paid off big time. She even picked up a top-tier star of the Three Realms as her partner?!
