The Human Emperor Slays the Gods

Name: The Human Emperor Slays the Gods
Author: Drunk on the Battlefield, My Lord, Don't Laugh

人皇斩神

by Drunk on the Battlefield, My Lord, Don't Laugh (醉卧沙场君莫笑灬)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 204k Words
Genre: Historical
Subgenre: Historical High-Concept
Updated: 9mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Transmigration + Ruthless and Decisive + Parallel Worlds + Mechanical Civilization + System Civilization + Female Lead] When I woke up, I had become Hu Hai, the Second Emperor of Qin: the ruler who brought down the dynasty, a wastrel whose name would stink for all eternity. Before me was Zhao Gao’s cold gaze, and in my hand was the poisoned wine meant for my elder brother, Fusu. According to the script, I was supposed to obediently serve as a puppet, then die three years later as the empire fell, cursed by the whole world for ten thousand years. To hell with the script! I threw away the poisoned wine and arrested Zhao Gao right there in court. Everyone thought I’d gone mad. Only I knew the real enemy was in the heavens. The immortals treat the human world like a pasture, handing down “Heaven’s Mandate” and making us slaughter one another. My deadbeat father, Ying Zheng, wasn’t a tyrant at all. He was the last Human Emperor. To protect humanity, he ascended Mount Tai alone and slew the immortals with his sword, dying from exhaustion. His body guards Mount Li, and his will became a barrier, leaving the Qin with its last breath of strength. Now the immortals are backing Liu Bang and Xiang Yu, their two “Chosen Ones,” to reap this land once and for all. If that’s the case, don’t blame me for flipping the table! I went to Mount Li and dug up my father’s “legacy”: the Human Emperor’s Art and the imperial sword Tai’a. One punch can shatter a mountain, and one sword can calm the seas. Chen Sheng and Wu Guang? One punch and they’re done! Xiang Yu can lift a massive bronze cauldron? I’ll use my Heaven-and-Earth Dharma Form to teach him a lesson! Liu Bang has the immortals advising him? I’ll cut the chains of fate myself! The path I’ll walk is not that of an emperor, but the Way of the Human Emperor. What I protect is not the Ying family’s realm, but the everyday life of this world: the farmers in their fields, the women at their looms, every ordinary yet vibrant life. The immortals unleash heavenly punishment? Then I’ll lead the Qin’s finest warriors, the Mohist mechanical beasts, and every oppressed group, human or demon, to wage war against the heavens!

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