It's a dark, windy night, and it's the right time to ask for a seal.
When a weasel in a suit stopped me when I got off work at three in the morning and asked me whether it looked like a human or a god.
I looked at the nearly out-of-battery mobile phone in my hand and the dazzling "not clocked in" sign, and grabbed its paw.
"Master, do me a favor. Check in for me first. If the perfect attendance award is gone..."
I leaned close to its ear and asked grimly: "Guess, do I look like the living King of Hell who can make your fur into a scarf?"
Wong Tai Sin: "???"
Now, it looks at me with eyes full of awe and great confusion about the living conditions of contemporary social animals.
Don't ask me how I became an overtime partner with the weasel who became a spirit, just ask - "It's better to check in than to ask for a title"!
