Your Majesty, Your Immortal Cultivation KPI Is at the Bottom Again!

I, Zhang Wei, am a social worker from a major Internet company who died suddenly because of continuous overtime work to modify PPT. When he opened his eyes again, he turned into the Jade Emperor, the Supreme Being of the Three Realms. I thought that from now on I could live a retired life of "pointing out the world and sleeping in a fairyland while drunk". It turns out that the fairy world sucks! Taibai Jinxing uses a fly whisk to catch koi, and the fish lasts for three hundred years. The painful drama of King Tota using the Haotian Mirror to chase serials in the human world made him cry harder than the Queen Mother. The most outrageous thing is the Monkey King. After he came back from Buddhist scriptures, he opened the "Huaguoshan Resort" next to Pantaoyuan, and fooled the gods to experience the "original farmhouse" every day! The whole heaven was filled with the smell of paid pension. Until I found a dusty glass wall in the corner of Lingxiao Palace. It clearly says - "Three Worlds Annual KPI Assessment Ranking". I am the last in heaven. The bottom reason: the faith conversion rate continues to decline, and incense revenue plummets by 80% year-on-year, far lower than Western Paradise Co., Ltd. And Hell Devil Performance Group. The soul of King Juan is burning in my body! I summoned the immortals overnight and held the "First Performance Sprint Conference of the Three Realms". At the meeting, I took out the PPT I had made overnight and felt very sad: "Fellow immortals! Look at this data! Our core business 'Prayer' module only has three stars in user satisfaction!" "Leibu! You've chopped down more crooked-neck trees than evil spirits! Where's your accuracy?" "Yue Lao! The red line you lead has the highest complaint rate! When will the 'scumbag identification algorithm' be launched?!" "We need to create standardization and process...