My name is Niu Benben, the most vicious undercover agent of the Hong Kong Island Police Force.
My daily life: robbing gold shops, planning kidnappings, and becoming brothers with gangsters.
My real tasks: write action reports to my boss, send performance reports to my colleagues, and increase the bounty on wanted orders.
System prompt: [Ding! Successful backstab, points +1000!
While yelling at the gangsters, "Kill those policemen!", I complained in my mind: "I have to work overtime tonight to write two reports, one for the gang and one for the police station..."
When I finally became an underground emperor, I held a Jianghu conference.
Thousands of young brothers in the audience roared: "Long live Mr. Niu!"
I picked up the microphone and cleared my throat: "Quiet! Next, I would like to invite my direct leader, Sir Zhang from the Crime Team, to speak on stage!"
The whole place was dead silent.