After his soul was transformed into a young eunuch who had just been killed with a rod, Jiang Xun opened his eyes and gnawed an apple in the corpse alley, and a profiteer system popped up in his mind: "Dear, how about the whole 'Nine Thousand Years of Power' mission? Your status as an eunuch is a prerequisite for natural selection!"
Jiang Xun: "..." Even if it doesn't start well, you still have to serve a puppet emperor who is addicted to drugs and crazy? But when he exchanged the corpse for the antidote and brought the crazy emperor back from his withdrawal reaction, he discovered - this emperor was actually a woman? ! Yin Zhou's eyes were red and pressed against his throat: "Save me, I will give you half of the country! If you dare to resist, I will die in front of you first!" Jiang Xun smiled: "Your Majesty, treatment requires extra money, such as... Your trust, and the power of this palace!"
From then on, the imperial city went crazy: the young eunuch picked up Yu Ruyi with his bare hands, toughened the Queen Mother's cronies, and stuffed all the gold from Tan Mo of the Internal Affairs Department into the system in exchange for points; the mad empress chopped down the assassin in public, but was broken by him during a late-night medicinal bath. She bit his arm with red eyes: "If you dare to speak out, I will kill all your tribes!" Jiang Xun pinched her wrist and sneered: "Your Majesty, your life is mine now, how dare you threaten me?"
When enough points were accumulated and the system indicated that "Rebirth of Broken Limbs" was completed, Jiang Xun blocked Yin Zhou on the dragon bed: "Your Majesty, the 'reward' you owed me before should be cashed in, right?" Yin Zhou was ashamed and angry, but he pinned him down on the bed and couldn't move: "Jiang Xun! You are so presumptuous!" "You are so presumptuous?" He leaned over and bit her earlobe, "When I behead your grandpa, the old prime minister, and hang King Wu's head on the city gate, you will know what true arrogance is!"