I Popped My Pimple, and a Succubus Burst Out

[Mind-blowingly outrageous premise + turning it over to the government + the apocalypse is coming + the campus belle will regret it]

The campus belle humiliated me in front of everyone, and I failed my finals. At the lowest point in my life, I, Chen Fan, stood before a mirror and popped the giant pimple that had been growing between my eyebrows for eighteen years.

But what burst out wasn’t pus and blood. It was a stunning succubus, weeping so prettily that her tears could make flowers wilt!

Even more terrifying, she said the apocalypse would arrive in 72 hours. A calamity known as “Annihilation” would strip all humanity of the seven emotions and six desires, turning the world into a hell of perfectly rational living corpses!

The campus belle despises me, the apocalypse is on its way, and I’m holding a soft, fragrant succubus who can destroy heaven and earth.

What should I do? Anyone there? No!

I hoisted the succubus over my shoulder, kicked open the police station doors, and roared at the stunned officers:

“Comrades, I want to report a crime, and while I’m at it, hand this… over to the government! Also, the world is ending!”