I'm Clearly a Scumbag, Yet the Empress Insists I'm Devoted!

Su Changge transmigrated into the cultivation world and became bound to the Scumbag System.

As long as he kept investing in women favored by fate, then heartlessly abandoning them when they loved him most, he would receive a hundredfold return in cultivation and ascend on the spot!

And so, he embarked on a reckless path of self-destruction:

[To survive in this dangerous world, I have to hurt you.]

When he met a fallen empress, he poured his entire fortune into helping her seize the throne, then tossed a divorce letter at her in the palace hall: “Only an idiot would hang himself from the same tree. I’m breaking off our engagement! I’m going to find a young model!”

The empress tearfully imagined the truth: “He didn’t want to drag me down just after I took the throne, so he was willing to ruin his own reputation… Su Changge, you made me suffer so much!”

When he met a yandere witch, he carefully taught her to be ruthless and decisive. Before leaving, he kicked her into a teleportation array: “Get lost. You’re nothing but a burden, and just looking at you annoys me!”

The witch swore through red-rimmed eyes: “Big Brother left me the chance to live… I’ll kill everyone, take him back, and turn him into a puppet so we can be together forever!”

When he met a widowed immortal empress, he lived off her until he was bankrupt, then single-handedly fought ten million heavenly demons: “Don’t get the wrong idea. Those monsters were just keeping me from sleeping.”

The immortal empress boldly stood up for her man: “Even if my man brings about the destruction of heaven and earth, I’ll still spoil him!”

Years later, Su Changge looked at the crowd of exes blocking his doorway and cried out in despair: “Please, I really am a scumbag!”

The empresses drew their swords: “Shut up! You’re coming home with us!”