Before I was reborn in the apocalypse, I knew that the apocalypse was a "season system". Season 1: Dead Rising. While others were grabbing food, I quietly stocked up on machetes and steel plates from the hardware store. Season 2: Global Glacier. While others were looking for cotton-padded clothes, my warehouse was filled with self-heating coals and generators. I know all the answers, and to me the apocalypse is just a hamster game of hoarding.
