Variety Show Livestream: My Comments Can Spoil the Future

I’m Su Zhe, a famous pretty face in the entertainment industry, and I’ve been bound to the [Omniscient On-Screen Comment System].

I join an adventure variety show. While the top-tier stars from other teams work hard to solve the puzzles, I stare at the comments and fall into thought:

[Dumbass, don’t touch that vase! It’s a trap that releases poison gas!]

[Latch onto the NPC in the corner! He’s the final boss!]

While the other guests are still struggling, I’ve already coasted through to victory on “unbelievable luck” and “uncanny intuition.”

The whole internet calls me a freeloader on the show. Then danger strikes, and with the comments spoiling what’s about to happen, I save the nation’s idol three seconds before disaster.

The show’s director goes crazy, the psychology experts are dumbfounded, and viewers across the internet erupt: “Su Zhe, who are you, really?!”

And this is only the beginning. A comment from the future slowly drifts by: [Warning! The next episode will be hijacked by an international terrorist organization...]