Whoever Wants to Be This Master Can Do It

Why did nobody tell me that transmigrating would turn me into a big shot? My three disciples are way too hard to handle. Whoever wants to be their master can have the job. The master stories I’ve read aren’t like this! Somebody, please save me.

Who gets it? My eldest disciple is a selfless saint who saves everyone. This is going to kill me. Can you really save the demonic cult?

My second disciple hates men and wants to kill everyone she meets. Can somebody keep her in check?

And then there’s my little disciple, who got poisoned and turned stupid, just making trouble. Heavens, can’t someone else be the one she torments? Please!