I Handed Over Honghuang, and the Nation Told Me to Become a Saint First!

I transmigrated to the primordial wilderness and became the lowest-ranking mountain god. No cultivation techniques, no magic treasures, no connections. What was I supposed to do?

I immediately made a call. “Hello? Is this 119? My mountain’s on fire. Send a fire crew!”

The Divine Seal fell silent. “...We’re the Academy of Sciences, not the Strategic Deception Bureau.”

Then I teleported a lump of mud over. Blue Star’s super rice ripened overnight, and the entire country went wild!

“Quick! Send us some more mud to study!”

Me: “...That’s called Xirang.”

From then on, I became the hope of the whole village!

A “Genesis” project was urgently established, with teams of academicians and experts from every field coming online to provide me with round-the-clock guidance!

The Three Pure Ones preach, and the Saints take on disciples?

I went straight ahead and launched “Nine Years of Compulsory Immortal Cultivation Education,” with merit-based appointments, performance reviews, and a whole new divine system for the modern age!

“Fellow Daoist Zhurong, still controlling fire with brute force? Here, take a look at this ‘Controlled Pyrokinetic Energy Output System.’ Double the power, half the consumption!”

“Fellow Daoist Houtu, still struggling to clear the baleful energy from the earth? Here’s a ‘Big Data Model of the Six Paths of Reincarnation.’ Take it and use it to attain sainthood through merit!”

While other cultivators fight to the death over a single acquired magic treasure, the citizens of my divine domain are already equipped with “psychic submachine guns” and have achieved “saturation fire”!

Don’t ask me how I got this good. The answer is simple: knowledge is power!

I am Fang Jian, mountain god of Buzhou in the primordial wilderness, and the only transmigrator certified by the state.

Behind me stand an entire world and a whole civilization!

In this life, I’ll have the Immortal Path pave the way for me and the Demonic Path guard my rear. I’ll lead hundreds of millions of my compatriots to establish the supreme divine court of Huaxia in the primordial wilderness!