I Worked as a Double Agent in the United States and the Soviet Union, but I Was Wildly Pampered by Both Sides.

My name is Chen Yan. I am a glorious community police officer in the 21st century. I specialize in dealing with all kinds of dissatisfaction and am good at mediating quarrels between aunts. Who would have thought that when he woke up, he was dressed as an American college student in 1981 and was exploited by the KGB. Just as I was about to run away with the bucket, the FBI brother patted me on the shoulder again and said, "Young man, the organization is very optimistic about you. Go and be a double agent for the United States!" Me: "..." Is it too late for me to go back and deal with the square dance dispute? In order to survive, I had no choice but to use my special skill - Hexini! The information given to the KGB was a price fluctuation chart in the vegetable market that I analyzed using Excel. The leader commented: "The insights are unique and deeply reveal the decay of capitalism!" The report to the FBI was "On the Ideological Infiltration of Soviet Square Dance" written by me in Word. The boss commended me: "The angle is unique and it directly hits the enemy's cultural weakness!" Relying on my "nonsense literature" and "workplace stupidity", I worked crazily in two major intelligence organizations. Just when I was about to become a retired veteran cadre, the bosses from both sides came to find me at the same time. The KGB general put his arms around me and said, "Davari, the organization has decided to give you all it has to offer and give you an island!" The director of the FBI pulled me: "Baby, stop messing around with the bears. Come to my place and I'll make you the deputy director!" I watched them jealously vying for my favor and fell into deep thought. It's broken, my personality of a genius disguised as a neighborhood committee seems to be...