Awakened from the Start, My Teammates Are All Acting Weird

If your superpower is a bug that drains your battery and overheats, would you reinstall the System or fight it to the bitter end?

The Old Covenant Faction might be the most unreliable god-slaying squad in history.

One child of the earth whose only offense is tripping on flat ground; a miracle doctor who has spent his whole life figuring out how to manage an “emotional relationship stock portfolio” made up of his ex-girlfriends; a heaven-chosen artist whose shadow is always trying to run away and see the world outside...

When a self-proclaimed “Boundary Patrol Envoy of the Heavenly Law Bureau” arrives, claiming they will “delete” these “world bugs” at the level of the rules, a universe-scale battle over the code kicks off in the ordinary city of Ningcheng.

God said, “Let there be light,” and the Old Covenant Faction chose to pull the plug. God said there should be punishment, and the Old Covenant Faction turned the whole citywide manhunt into a massive offline team-building event with an AR treasure hunt and the power of money.

This is an urban legend where one minute they’re dealing with a hearing about a “playboy” boyfriend, and the next they’re rushing off to a battlefield to slay a god.

Here you’ll find the slickest schemes, the most hilarious everyday antics, the wildest suggestive moments, and... the last cigarette your brothers light for you before the world falls apart.

A friendly warning: this book is not serious. Bring tissues if you dive in, for your tears and nosebleeds.