Where’s the Best Place to Cultivate and Enjoy the Drama? Banana Cat Takes Me on an Adventure

Name: Where’s the Best Place to Cultivate and Enjoy the Drama? Banana Cat Takes Me on an Adventure
Author: Skylark

修仙吃瓜哪家强，香蕉猫带我闯

by Skylark (云雀雀)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 207k Words
Genre: Ancient Romance
Subgenre: Fantasy Romance
Updated: 7mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Ridiculous Cultivation + Strong Female Lead + Comedy + System + All Male Leads Are Virgins]

Yun Lu had the most pathetic death of anyone who ever transmigrated: she choked to death while eating fried chicken. The moment she opened her eyes, she inherited the original owner's staggering debt of a million spirit stones.

She worked six jobs a day, so exhausted and resentful she could have fueled ten evil sword immortals. Then, one night, just as she collapsed, the System every transmigrator was supposed to get finally arrived.

Except it claimed to be... a gossip System?

At the brink of death, the System handed her a “Here Comes the Keyboard” item.

She stared at the heavy keyboard in her hands, wondering: could this thing really stop a murderous puppet in the Foundation Establishment stage?

Then she pressed Ctrl+Z. Great, successful undo. Her life was saved.

But wait, what was going on with this System's item inventory?

They promised her the three essentials for gossip. Why was there a Run Tu skin and a pitchfork?

She used the beginner's roulette to win a spirit pet. Why did she get a banana cat that sang “Hajima”?

And what about the “Back, Back, Back” talisman, Aunt Xue's door-knocking brick, the “For Real or Not?” Truth-Seer's Eye, and the “You Guys, Who Gets It?” voice talisman? Were these absurd, brain-breaking items really supposed to exist in the cultivation world?

Later, someone asked the big shots of the Three Realms what they thought of Yun Lu.

Luo Wuyan, overlord of the demon realm, blushed to the tips of his ears. “She's... a wonderful person.”

Qian Zi, Dragon Lord of the Eastern Sea, gritted his teeth. “The first time we met, she mistook me for a dead snake!”

Lu Jiangli, the leading figure of the immortal realm, smiled warmly. “Yes, she's an interesting person.”

Later still, someone asked Yun Lu, who had become the top intelligence broker in the Three Realms:

“Why were you so merciless to the Demon Lord, the one you once admired?”

Yun Lu looked back calmly. “I like him. That doesn't mean I need him.”

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