Enthroned at Six, I Am the Greatest Fatuous Tyrant in History

[Tyrant System] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Comedy] [Subverting the Tropes] [Conquering the World] [Technological Overkill]

Li Shenhan transmigrates into the body of a six-year-old emperor. This little troublemaker is so good at causing mayhem that the chief eunuch drugs him with a sleeping potion. Is there no law in this land?

When Li Shenhan wakes up, he binds himself to the Tyrant System. His Tyrant Points can be exchanged for all kinds of modern firearms.

As long as I work hard to rack up Tyrant Points, I’ll be invincible under heaven!

An assassin strikes: a Desert Eagle takes him out with a single shot.

Prince Kang stages a coup: automatic rifles mow down the rebels.

A vassal prince rebels: sniper rifles put a bullet through his head and bring the fiefdoms to heel.

The barbarians attack the border: light tanks drive out the invaders and sweep through their lands.

Japanese pirates raid the coast: long-range rocket artillery crushes Japan, wiping out its people and leaving no descendants.

“There’s no surrender in my dictionary. Don’t surrender. Go back and start another rebellion, then wait for me to put it down!”

“Traitors should know their place. If you kneel and beg for mercy like this, it’s hard for me to deal with you. Please don’t make things difficult for me.”

“I love confiscating property. Since the great clans of the southeast refuse to pay taxes, those who stand with me prosper, and those who oppose me... have their property confiscated!”

“I’ve reached an agreement with your leader. The venerable man is merciful, so the monastery’s three hundred thousand mu of farmland will become state property. Now the refugees will have land to farm.”

“General Fan, eradicating Japan and its people is my bottom line. I’ve drawn that line for you, so don’t try to challenge it.”

“I told you to behead people at the height of the wheel. General Cao, why did you lay the wheel on its side?”

“I have the Great Xia Divine Han treasure ship, one hundred and fifty meters long. Open the gates and let free trade begin.”

At six, they call me a tyrant. I don’t take offense.

At seven, they call me a despot. I pay them no mind.

At eight, they praise me as a wise ruler. Then I must uphold what is right!