Host (laughing awkwardly): Welcome, Lin Xiaoxing! The viewers are really looking forward to seeing what you do!
Lin Xiaoxing (suddenly slamming the table): What are they looking forward to? Me shoveling down three bowls of rice in one go? Does the show provide food? If it's all-you-can-eat, I can put on a chopstick-snapping show with my bare hands!
(The comments explode: ??? Did the haters make this girl lose her mind? Help, she's so unhinged, I love her!)
Gu Yanchen (coolly pursing his lips): Miss Lin, this is a dating show, not a food challenge.
Lin Xiaoxing (leaning in to stare at his face): Handsome, your eyelashes are so long! Can I borrow one as a toothpick?
(Gu Yanchen's pupils shake with shock. The comments are in stitches: Hater turned casual viewer! Her ridiculous personality is way more entertaining than the script!)
