Li Goudan, the Qingyun Sect’s most good-for-nothing outer disciple, is at the third level of Qi Refining, with a weed for a spiritual root. His usual punishment from his master is pulling weeds. Then one day, he awakens the “Three Realms Food Delivery System” and begins the most absurd working life the cultivation world has ever seen!
[Ding! Beginner task: Deliver spicy rabbit heads to the third-in-command of Blackwind Stronghold. Fail to arrive on time and you’ll be erased!]
System delivery vehicle: a rusted “Green Orange Shared Flying Sword” (top speed: 3 li per hour, complete with a rattling sound effect)
Li Goudan: “You call this sword flying? It’s probably scrap from some blacksmith’s shop!”
[Ding! Side quest: Deliver a love letter from the Boar King to the Sow Queen. Reward: rocket boosters!]
Li Goudan, completely bewildered: “I’m a dignified cultivator, and now I have to play Cupid for pig demons?”
[Ding! Intercity order: Deliver beauty pills to the fox demon queen of Ten Thousand Demons Ridge. A bad review will cost you cultivation!]
Ambushed by wolf demons along the way, Li Goudan has a flash of inspiration: “Bro, if you want to woo a fox demon, you need to send her spirit roses!” He averts the crisis and even starts a “Demon Realm matchmaking agency.”
