I Robbed Zixia from the Start, and She Asked If I Dared to Draw My Sword

Name: I Robbed Zixia from the Start, and She Asked If I Dared to Draw My Sword
Author: Fantasy QQ Hall

开局打劫紫霞她竟问我敢不敢拔剑

by Fantasy QQ Hall (玄幻QQ堂)

Status: Completed
Length: 393k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 9mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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[A Wildly Reimagined Journey to the West + Daily Life + Lighthearted + Big Ideas + Subverting Expectations]

I had just transmigrated into Zhizun Bao when Zixia told me to draw my sword! I gave it a tug, and the sword snapped!

As everyone stood there in stunned silence, the Ruyi Jingu Bang fell out of the scabbard!

With a divine weapon in hand, I thought I could punch the Bull Demon King, kick Erlang Shen, marry Zixia, and reach the pinnacle of life. Then I discovered that the entire world of Journey to the West was one enormous lie!

The Pansi Immortal isn’t a demon. She’s a corrupted bodhisattva! Zixia isn’t an immortal. She’s a failed experiment!

The pilgrimage to the West isn’t about saving the world. It’s all part of the gods’ and Buddhas’ schemes! There are two Sun Wukongs: one longs for freedom, while the other is imprisoned!

I’ve been dragged into a five-hundred-year cycle of time, and everyone wants me to wear the golden headband, become the desireless, emotionless Great Sage Equal to Heaven, and serve as the final piece in their plan!

If I put on the headband, my powers will be boundless, but I’ll forget her.

If I take it off, I’ll be only a mortal, forced to watch her die.

Faced with this dead end, I smiled.

“You’ve got it wrong. I’m not Sun Wukong, and I’m not Zhizun Bao.”

“I am... your calamity!”

(P.S. This story is for readers of all genders. Jump right in!)

Other names

A Chinese Odyssey: The Moonlight Treasure Box大话西游月月月月月月月月光宝盒Alternate title on Fanqie

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