You Asked Me to Clean Up School Spirit, So I Turned the School Rules into an Autobiography

My name is Gu Fan. I'm a perfectly ordinary student, and all I really want is to study in peace.

The bad news: my System insists on turning me into an attention hog.

The good news: every time I stir up trouble, I become the school's hero.

I wanted to practice the Iron Head skill, so I charged headfirst into a load-bearing wall in the school building and smashed right through it.

The principal was about to blow his top, but then he discovered a hundred-year-old stash of gold buried inside the wall.

The whole school cheered, Gu Fan won the “Best Archaeological Discovery Award,” and a new school rule was added: [No tearing down buildings with your bare hands].

Biology class was so boring that I casually ran a DNA test on the student sitting in front of me.

I only meant it as a prank, but I ended up helping the richest man in the city find the son he'd lost years ago.

The tycoon donated a school building, Gu Fan was named one of “Jiangcheng's Top Ten Inspiring Figures,” and another school rule was added: [No conducting paternity tests in class].

I wanted to test my voice, so I shouted at the artificial lake.

Everyone: “Run! Gu Fan's about to unleash a sonic weapon!”

Gu Fan looked at the [God-Tier Perfect Pitch] he'd just obtained and nearly burst into tears.

“I just wanted to learn music. How did I end up becoming a terrorist?!”