Tathagata, Are You Old and Confused? Dare You Come Out and Put on a Show?

[Crazy] [arrogant] [arrogant] [top] [abstract] At the foot of Wuzhi Mountain! "It is the intention of the Jade Emperor Tathagata to divide the world into four parts. Now they have the final say in the Three Realms. But do princes and generals like Xiang Ning have any idea? I, Tang Sanzang, want to do something big. Are you interested in working with me?" Eight hundred miles away from Huangfengling, Tang Sanzang came uninvited: "You want to eat the meat of a poor monk, but your fucking brain has been kicked by a donkey? If you can live forever if you eat a bite of my meat, you monsters can't even get hemorrhoids. Do you really think that the gods and Buddhas in the sky are just decorations?" In the Eighty-One Dilemma, the more background the monster has, the more interested he is: "Wukong Bajie, kill him! I don't care who is behind him, if he dares to challenge Tang Sanzang and me, then he must die!" Guanyin couldn't bear it and asked, "Aren't you afraid that Buddha will blame you for acting like this?" Tang Sanzang laughed: "Tathagata? Who is he? How dare an old guy come out to put on a show? Don't think that he can talk nonsense just because he brought me out. I don't listen to anyone in the Three Realms, and I don't give him face! Please trouble Miss Guanyin to go back and tell him that the heavens in the three realms have changed. From now on, no gods or Buddhas can talk to me Tang Sanzang in a low voice! " Journey to the West to become Tang Sanzang, bind the [Lucky Wheel], and get a 10,000-fold increase at the beginning! He didn't have the power to restrain the chicken, so he used the increase to buff the Destiny Scripture Learner. Then the buff was strengthened 10,000 times, instantly transforming into a black hole of calamity storm, overwhelming the Long Han Lich, and far surpassing the Conferred God Killing Calamity. The gods and Buddhas in the sky couldn't avoid it, for fear of being involved in cause and effect, and the style of Journey to the West was distorted and abstracted.