After Lin Fan dies, he is tossed into an endless horror-movie set. From the start, he's thrown into the hell-difficulty scenario of Zombie Siege. Trapped with nowhere to turn and about to become zombie food, he binds to a comically bizarre [Joke Sub-System].
The beginner mission isn't to survive. It's to shout at a three-meter-tall Zombie King, "You've stepped on my invisible wings!"
Lin Fan: "...Can I still choose death?"
System: [Dear Host, dying of embarrassment is still a kind of death. Let's round up and call that mission complete! Your reward has been issued: one trial-use card for the Cringe Dance Barrier. Please accept!]
From then on, the Main God Space goes completely off the rails.
While others struggle to survive in horror scenarios, Lin Fan recites the Analects to Kayako;
while others scheme and fight among themselves, Lin Fan leads an army of orcs in chanting, "We will never be slaves, unless meals and lodging are included";
when the final BOSS arrives and everyone gives up hope and waits to die, Lin Fan calmly picks up a loudspeaker: "Stop fighting! The system announcement about your wife telling you to come home for dinner has been scrolling across the screen!"
With the System's back-end permissions and a mouth that never stops making sarcastic remarks, Lin Fan turns a bloody infinite-flow game into a bug-fixing simulator. Then one day, a final warning appears in the back-end logs:
[Alert! Deep-cleaning protocol activated! The 'Order Cleanser' has been deployed!]
At the same time, the System laughs cheekily in his mind:
"Host, ready for the final scenario, [Main God Formatting]? Our mission is to use the 'Happiness Virus' to turn that stiff AI into our 'ridiculous battle buddy'!"
This is an ultimate comeback story about using the absurd to fight cruelty and laughter to dismantle the rules.
When you are short of books, you can read it to pass the time.