Calming the Wind and Snow

This is a story about two-faced people dealing with two-faced people.

“Lihua, go sweep the courtyard clean!”

“My name isn’t Lihua!”

“Lihua, go chop some firewood.”

“My name isn’t Lihua!”

“Lihua, go fetch some water.”

“I’ll **say it one more time: my name isn’t Lihua!”