Livestreaming 1983: The Entire Internet Is Teaching Me to Become a Billionaire

In 1983, my name is Xu Weidong, and all I have left is my dignity.

Until a phone from the future makes me throw even that away and start getting something for nothing!

The densely packed comments on my phone screen become the script that changes my fate against all odds.

[Comment 1: Don't move! The rock under your feet is a gold nugget!]

I bend down and pick it up, and it earns me my first fortune!

[Comment 2: Look! That broken bowl in front of you is a Chenghua doucai piece, worth at least 500 million!]

I take the bowl to a junkyard, where the commenters guide me every step of the way as I run circles around the crooked boss, Liu Six-Finger. He goes from arrogant and overbearing to sobbing and begging me to take everything he owns!

[Comment 3: Streamer! Get to Shanghai, now! Buy a stock that costs two dimes a share. In the future, one share will be worth two apartments!]

I rush to Shanghai and go all in, despite everyone looking at me like I've lost my mind!

This is my golden age!

While everyone else is still lost, I've already seen through the twists and turns of the next forty years.

In the antiques market, I'm the mysterious "Master Appraiser"!

On the stock exchange, I'm "Stock God Buffett," who never makes a bad call!

In real estate, I'm the low-key "Land Hoarding Maniac"!

As wealth, status, and beautiful women come pouring in, I look back and realize I've already trampled an entire era beneath my feet.

And it all began with those incredible comments from the future.