The most ruthless pirate group in the universe has captured an ancient Earth creature.
It is furry, has big eyes, walks in a cowardly manner, and makes a "squeaking" sound.
Pirates competed to feed it, use it to test new weapons, and even held a competition to judge "the weakest creature in the universe".
Until one day, the Biological Conservation Association came to the door: "What you are catching is an ancient earth panda——"
"The impact of its slap is twenty times that of boxing champion Tyson."
"The bite force is greater than that of a lion and a crocodile combined."
"Besides," the association representative pushed up his glasses, "have you never found the whereabouts of the third predator ship?"
The energy gun in the pirate leader's hand trembled slightly: "What do you mean?"
"Last Wednesday night," the representative said slowly, "it was eaten like a bamboo shoot."
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