Go Crazy! You Open a Store in Honghuang to Sell Systems

My name is Ning Fan, and my daily life is to watch gods fight. On the first day, a big red-haired man (Zhu Rong) rushed over menacingly. I sold him a blind box. Result: He went back and called all twelve brothers, and even emptied the family's treasure house, insisting on recognizing me as a "Taoist master"! Me: "No! I'm not! I'm just a seller!" The next day, a serious middle-aged Taoist (Yuanshi) came and said that he would do justice for heaven. I explained to him the "VIP customization service". Result: He worked hard on the spot and provided a "999 package" for the entire Chanjiao, and from then on the Chanjiao disciples were rolled into twists! Me: "Where is the character of the saint? Where is the strong character that we agreed on?" On the third day, two crying old men (receiving Yin Zhunti) came to the door and said that the family was too poor to open the door. I relented and applied for "installment payment" for them. Result: They turned around and made a blood oath of heaven, using the freedom of countless Yuanhui in the future as collateral to borrow a "Hongmeng Purple Qi"! Me: (pupil earthquake) "Damn it! The loan sharks are not as cruel as you guys!" Now, the whole world says that I am the mastermind behind this, and even Hongjun is beginning to doubt his life. I'm really just a businessman who wants to lie down!