Let's face it, I'm an actor, and the whole universe is acting with me.
The reason is the inhumane system.
Location: Black Tower Space Station.
The system asked me to perform art with strange objects, and I was forced to skip a section of subject three.
As a result, Heita became a disciple on the spot. He held my thigh and shouted, "Teacher! This dance contains the secret of space folding. Please teach me!"
I just want to survive, but she adds drama to me without permission!
Location: Belloberg Snowfield.
The system asked me to tell a joke about the Doomsday Beast, and I burst into tears and told a joke about "the boss drawing a cake".
As a result, the Doomsday Beast laughed until its energy core was overloaded and exploded on the spot, making everyone in Cocolia dumbfounded.
I just want to live, but it laughs itself to death? !
Location: Xianzhou Luofu.
The system asked me to smear Jingyuan's astrolabe with ink, and I drew a turtle with a shake of my hand.
As a result, Marshal Jing Yuan pondered for a long time and suddenly realized: "Use defense as offense, stand back and wait for change! This is the way to break the fairy boat!"
I just want to survive, but he treats me like a guest!
Looking at the group of big guys around me saying "I've realized it", I cried.
"Please, please don't realize it, okay? I really don't want to be a mentor! If you continue to think about it, the true god Aha will recognize me as his big brother!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a guy who looked like Sambo squeezed into the crowd, with a face full of admiration: "Yes, I was sent by Him to study!"
Me: "..."
Very good, come on