开 You've Got to Be Kidding! I Transmigrated into a Husky 开什么国际玩笑?我穿越成了二哈 by Half a Scroll of Poetry and a Pot of Wine (半卷诗书一壶酒) StatusOngoingLength135k WordsGenreUrbanSubgenreUrban High-ConceptUpdated10mo agoSourceFanqie Request a translation↗ Save Planned Reading Paused Finished Dropped RemoveRemove Synopsis I was reincarnated as a husky and bound to a bizarre System that would kill me if I didn't eat poop.Staring at the indescribable mess scattered across the yard, I fell into deep thought.The golden retriever next door mocked me for having a screw loose, so I used my paw to bury the bone it had stashed in the litter box.Then one day, the System suddenly announced, “Ancient divine beast feces detected. Eat it to unlock a human-form trial card.”I raced toward my target, only to discover that the “divine poop” was being displayed under the spotlights at a pet expo... Show more Tags AudienceMaleFirst PersonPetsSystemTransmigrationUrbanUrban High-ConceptUrban Superpowers StatsWhat these numbers mean → 53Chapters39Reads · all time More by this author 重 Rebuilding the Great Song: Dividing the World into Fiefs In booklists 1 书书书书书 Novel Swap Meet: Freebies Post the first few books on your shelves so we can have a look, everyone. Don’t ask why. I just want to mooch, hehe. Just kidding, I’ll start. Mine are in this and that place, go take a look for yourselves. I’m out of here now, sneaking off to peek at your bookshelves 👻 1.2kBooks21.9MViews1moUpdated